This Insane True, or how to light her fire!

[Tomb]

This topic has been frozen down temporary. it will be reopened when BIS have finished their work on the nekkid femme's and XXX playmoves for the upcoming UPGRADE   - The *EASTERN WHALES* - upgrade, coming soon!!! ( I've heard that this is what they work on these days )  

 :-\ Sorry about the title there, but I am a decent alien,
hence typing in pink to kinda imitate the "kinky-topic-alert" here.  :wow:

 I was sitting the other day watching tv, and then I thought
about creating a few scenes from the film;
among these was the one I hereby expose in public ( :beat: ).


A couple in a room, a beddy ( ) and amour   ( :hmm: ),
when suddenly the door opens, a guy stands there.... he empty
a full mag from his handgun and --- no more "loveboat" in that cutscene.  :-X

 ;D 'coz the lovers are history.

Now, what I need YOU for is to tell me that ye know very well
which animation ( ofp-anim, that is - duh! ) I'm best off using  

I other words - I thought about the *PUSH-UPS* anim (hence the
cryptic title of this thread), but maybe YOU know of a better one  

I don't feel like going through each & every OFP-anim. for sure!  

Hank ya'  


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 By reading this it just stuck me how my
 abuse of smilies seems to have increased.
 I must work on that  

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[Kaliyuga]

   God you just gave me a million ideas there Tomby ;D and not a single one suitable for the general public

  I think the pushups animation would probably be the best... although I can think of a few more that would make for interesting cut scenes.... I think there's one where you're sort of bent at the waist and touching the table, like pointing at the map or something...   (wishing for my unofficial command ref right now   )  *why is it that everything that's 'unofficial' is better?  command refs, campaigns, forums* ;D

 And I'm pretty sure that the animation for getting healed causes the unit to roll over onto their back.... for a lil "healin"    

 You could always use a kneeling animation (not sure if there is one )   for some such thing  

 O.K. I'll stop now before I get myself in trouble .... lol ;D

   Kaliyuga out :toocool:

*EDIT* O.K.... just one more.... you could always go for one unit... hehehe  unit .... ;D  sitting on the edge of the bed.. and the other sort of standing there... standing and kneeling in a looped scroll   *EDIT*

[LCD]

LMAO  ;D

u 2 r getin worse every moment    ;D

nd yeah i think da pushup is da best anim  ;D

LCD OUT

[Black Magic]

Wow Tomb. This thread is an all new high (yes, that kind of high, puff puff) for you! That's another step closer to you one day becoming a psycotic (the P is silen ) madman. CONGRATULATIONS!
Now to the topic at hand then. Yes, I for one am all for kinky women! What's that? OFP? Oh ok! Got it. Well anywho - Can't help you. ;D
TRANSLATION: ich bin in meine bling bling money ain't a thing. :-X

EDIT: TRANSLATION OF TRANSLATION: Kaliyuga's got the right idea. I like the way the man thinks. ( even if it is slighty FORBIDDEN ACCESS 404

[asmodeus]

WHoa!  I just fell off my chair!

*****The following post has been rated R by your local drug syndicate (The Everon Cartel)...*****

Ummmm.... Where to start?  On the floor?  On a chair?  In my underwear?  

Oh wait.. Animations...  Uhhhh.....  I also Think Kaliyuga's got the right idea...  Pushup anim plus the healing anim might make something happen...??    

Also there's an animation for getting an M113 ambulance where the person lays on the stretcher...      Not sure if that's a vehicle animation or a charachter one...?  But they could be doing the horizontal mambo in the back of the ambulance!     ;D

I woulnd't use *strokefist*, even though it sounds right....    

Add me to your list LCD!   ;D

Hope that babbling helped somehow Tomby..  

[Tomb]

                                     

 

                                    :hmm:






 :-\ hmmm, the FXstandShowTable... is that what ya mean, kali ?
Nah, it probably wasn't.  Anyho' - it made me think of this:
So Bob shouldn't be doing any pushing ( ) at all, but instead
he should stand next to the bed (here's another prob. btw) and
gentle fxStandShowTable-rotate-his finger or hand on her bre***   ;D

If he is to lie down, I need a dead woman   Coz that's the only way to get
her to lie down in a somehow proper position, right?!  


But that would make Bob a necrophilist or whatever its called in eng.   ;D
A definate no_go!!! On the other hand, maybe it would stick, dunno ?!

Any hints on a play-dead-lying-on-back anim.   Pushing-Bob ain't the prob. - SHE is!!!

  Also, I'd like to see if anyone else have a better anim for the "showTable" idea.
(kali-yoghurt, yer ideas are simply too vulgar to realize!   )
Allthough I personally still claim that the pushup stuff will be
the best way to do her... do THIS, that is - sheez!!!!

uhm, *cough* in short: How can I get her to lie down properly?
I guess I need some kinda setdammage 1, coz otherwise she
will have blood all over her sweet bod, and that shouldn't be
happening before the angry avenger makes his sudden strike.
(also, if I re-textured a female model, wouldn't she appear a
bit  .....uhm, large   ;D ) Lots of Q's here, I need some help
to actually do this, and I wanna do this - it could be the coolest
storyline ever   ( :beat: )


  ( my ol' lady would kill me if she read this bull  ;D )


Anyho' - Thank you, lads   I'll look forward to how this all turns out ...or on, whatever :-X ;D


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[icarus_uk]

After thinking of the death animations I was thinking of the Para anim.  If you can get her on her back instead of on her feet, then she would be lying flat with her legs a big apart, and her hands up around here head... but then maybe not.  

[Tomb]

I can't get her to lie down w/ this anim, hifly... won't work so far!

But off course, I could make it a bondage s/m mission - use the PARA and
simply "tie" her to the wall   ( :wow: )  ;D Go get that fox, Bob!!!  

[Guru]

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
great thread and good idea!!!!
maybe get her on all fours would work, if theres a anim for that.
anyway hope it takes awhile to solve im looking forward to more lurid details lol
I been at this puter to long i think,
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p.s. add another smiley to the list ;D

[Kaliyuga]

And I'm pretty sure that the animation for getting healed causes the unit to roll over onto their back.... for a lil "healin"

I'm tellin ya Tomby... that's the one ... along with Asmodeus' M113 ambulance anim     those are the only two that make a unit lay on it's back as far as I know ....

[Tomb]

  Allrighty, mates & alfon'zoes out there  ;D Listen up!

 I've been trying to figure this out ( imagine, I really tried this in the editor   ;D ),
but to my annoyance it seems that there's too much fuss, too many bugs for
me to deal with to actually get this THANG done  

Sad, coz it COULD of been a great & funny part of a mission !  

 The bitzch kept on falling outta bed, as if she wuz drunk or som'n.
And it looked kind of odd seeing him & her in a kids-like 2-floored bed!   ;D
Plus the clothes - the thought of retexturing a female model, not to
mention the male, was kinda scary!  :noo:

 So while we await the on-coming upgrade (hence top of this thread),
this project will be sleeping its beauty sleep.

THX fer all the clevvvva' info guys   ;D