AAAaaaarrrrrggghh I've caught the overcomplication virus NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yes, why use a *macguba grimaces as if he's stepped in something* TRIGGER when an perfectly overcomplicated script will do. What? No, you can't take me away! I'm perfectly fit I tell you - put down that straightjacket at once, it's not even my colour. Let me go you fools, don't you know who I am? This is an outrage! I'll - owmphgrfl ........
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*cough* Hallo, I'm Mr. MacGuba's doctor and I'd like to assure you that he will be absolutely fine in a day or two. In the meantime, I suggest you take Mr. Icarus's advice. Good day.