Lol I know EXACTLY how you feel.
Head over to the Editors Depot and get hold of the
Tutorial Mission. Play it first, then take it to pieces .... you will find some very simple scripts, which hopefully will help get you in the right direction. Study the scripts there and try to understand them .... if you've taken the advice in the following paragraph and are still stuck, by all means post specific questions on this board.
You've probably discovered them already, but just in case, the tutes to get you started on scripting are
snYpir's Friendly Intro to Code Snippets and
Johan Gustafsson's Scripting Guide. When you've been through those read the
Scripting Topics section of the command reference. The next thing is to read the whole command reference like a book: don't stop to understand every command, just get an idea of what's there. The last bit is to go through the
Unofficial command reference and the
Comments in the online version of the official comref and look at the examples there.
And that's your toolkit. It takes a little while for it all to come together, but you'll probably have a moment when you suddenly understand what's going on. Good luck!