Yeah Lilty, we operate.... ehm... unconventional means of authority, such as the BSB method (Big Sticks and Beatings), and putting people in the infamous Gambian Toe-Lock *shudders.* :-\
And don't worry, the kevlar-reinforced incontinence pants I bought from the US Army (standard issue... j/k) will prevent any negligent discharge here... and not it the sense of firearms ;D