First off, mate, there is no such thing as a dumb question.
Second, we all have to start somewhere. I remember back 'bout three years ago when I had that same Q. We won't think you're a retard at all, asking questions like such.
Third, it is wrong to judge a man by his cover. Just because you can't figure out how the FAQ works, doesn't mean we can just label you as a retard. So have no fear.
Keep on posting, mate. It's the only way to learn.