Ok meet the gang's staff car:
1 lady owner= driven by her teenage son.
original condition = never had anything fixed on it.
Burns no oil = leaks out all over the place
low miles = speedo disconnected three days after purchase
Airconditioning = three busted windows
Airbag = mother-in-law comes free
Registered = well was.. once
CD Player = Hot item.. and I mean hot!