I'm not too sure about Eddie Stobart shifting tanks around for the Army, firstly because I've only ever seen military tank transporters on the move, and secondly because 50-odd tons of tank is a bit much for even the biggest civvie lorry.
Anyway, since it's on topic in here, will someone make an Eddie Stobart truck? No reason, just for the kicks of using it to ram Trabants off road on Nogova ;D